Can you imagine a giant restless bear with thorn like hair sitting next to you on a flight?? At least I can never imaging that happening to me, even in wildest of my dreams. However, that is what exactly happened to me on my flight from Karachi to Sharjah en-route to Mumbai. I had chosen an aisle seat was comfortably reading the flight magazine of Air – Arabia. Once a while, I looked up to see if some lovely faces entered the plane or not and whether someone like that settles next to me. Though, I had never been so lucky on that account.
The middle seat on my left was still vacant, so I was still hoping against hopes for a miracle to happen, at least this time. While on a similar mission, I saw a 6 feet plus tall frame entering the plane. If he did not have a human face I would have taken him as a grizzly bear. He wore a Pathan – Suit, but had his sleeves rolled up to his mighty biceps. He walked through the aisle and slowed down as he approached my row. I was still hopeful that he would pass by to the rows ahead. But sorry!! He stopped right there only and breathed heavily all over me. I was shit scared for a moment, because the images of Tom & Jerry flashed in my head and I saw myself running for shelter and being chased by the big cat.
I saw upwards and made an apologetic face and got up from seat to give him the way. He settled in the middle seat somehow and occupied 25 % more on either side. I thought of it as a serious encroachment, but could hardly say anything, forget even muttering to myself. The person on the window seat must have been also feeling the same, because we looked at each other and expressed profound sympathy towards each other.
It was a case of “ SO FAR SO GOOD ”. After I took my seat, I noticed that he had large curly, but thorny hair all over his hands. Not an inch of flesh could be seen. That to me was alright till then, because there are a many gifted with that kind of structure. The flight took off and our problems compounded. The grizzly was a real restless animal. He wriggled and moved all over the place. And as moved left and right his hair brushed and pricked my naked hands. The person on the other side was lucky as he too wore a Pathan suit and his arms were protected. So it was left to me and the grizzly person. We were playing a game of chess. He gave a “ Check – Protect your Arms ” warning and I was “ Saving my King, the arms ”. Though, I had ingeniously developed a synchronized swaying motion with his wriggles, sometimes I could not avoid the accidents. On those occasions I just fell short of bleeding. Every time his hair touched my arms, my small little soft arms screeched and squealed in pain. I could see my hair raising and rising in protest. Finally I decided to withstand personal pain rather than this torture and inclined my body by almost 45 degrees towards the floor, to avoid contact with his thorny hair. But I had to swing back again to give way to others & the crew members and then again I cried in pain.
The most frustrating moments, which were quite frequent, were when he rose from the seat, pinched and tweaked his lower parts and sat again with a thud, thus unsettling two of us on either side. I really do not know what he achieved, except hurting me and my soft arms?
So bad was the hair raising experience.